Serene Cactus Eats The World
littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

dashawnmahone:

I laughed so hard at this, because this is literally me

sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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alegbra:

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE A 10 YEAR OLD YOUR KIK

theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line